I walked to a convenience store (cactuses could walk back then) and I asked the man for a pizza. He said no, but he gave me some Star Trek and Doctor Who instead. Since then, I’ve grown into a boy but I still love Doctor Who and Star Trek. The End. Other things: Mountain Dew, Pizza, Chinese Food (and Sushi), Anime, Samurai Jack, Koalas, my friend George (he’s a refrigerator), Duct Tape, playing the conch shell, EDM, and other stuff…Tumblr (3.0; @someone-suspicious)http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50383729652" src="http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/50383729652/audio_player_iframe/someone-suspicious/tumblr_mmrjxnKEfa1ql5k1f?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsomeone-suspicious%2F50383729652%2Ftumblr_mmrjxnKEfa1ql5k1f" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><img alt="Error Message" height="176" src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/0/9/48409.jpg?v=1" width="441"/></p>http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/50383729652http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/50383729652Mon, 13 May 2013 20:56:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mat3kgYlT11qikgijo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daisystreams.tumblr.com/post/33149856688" target="_blank">daisystreams</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>first day of school</p> </blockquote>http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/48058052570http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/48058052570Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:30:38 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://n0bin00dle.tumblr.com/post/47076143951/walk-up-in-the-club-like-thats-my-horse" target="_blank">n0bin00dle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Walk up in the club like <em>that’s my horse</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4316ee0502e92006ab9c1f206937db1c/tumblr_inline_mkplpt88Cc1qz4rgp.gif"/></em></p> </blockquote>http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/48015129615http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/48015129615Sun, 14 Apr 2013 23:29:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d143bd6facc84aee5a0b76107890549c/tumblr_ml6ggtXLEE1rgbcoro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/48005142556http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/48005142556Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:18:24 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aminicolascageyet.tumblr.com/post/47982175774/day-275-i-am-not-yet-nicolas-cage" target="_blank">aminicolascageyet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Day 275, I am not yet Nicolas Cage.</p> </blockquote>http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/48004761451http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/48004761451Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:13:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf364806bb2b782df83a8ab468ff528e/tumblr_mhffq0tuKJ1qzh5jro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://baracksoglesby.tumblr.com/post/41852432779/florida-man-the-worst-superhero" target="_blank">baracksoglesby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>florida man: the worst superhero</p> </blockquote>http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41887292372http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41887292372Wed, 30 Jan 2013 16:03:00 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://smauglings.tumblr.com/post/41712680138" target="_blank">smauglings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://acklesexual.tumblr.com/post/24451548888" target="_blank">acklesexual</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://odumb.tumblr.com/post/24425206470/if-its-called-an-otp-why-do-i-have-28-of-them" target="_blank">odumb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if it’s called an otp why do i have 28 of them</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>∞tp</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>infini-tp</p> </blockquote>http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41884906157http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41884906157Wed, 30 Jan 2013 15:31:21 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ivegottobethere.tumblr.com/post/38525435541/ima-ho-ho-ho-rneerkat-snapfox-rneerkat" target="_blank">ivegottobethere</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ima-ho-ho-ho.tumblr.com/post/38525353733" target="_blank">ima-ho-ho-ho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rneerkat.tumblr.com/post/38451489321/snapfox-rneerkat-rneerkat-what-happens-to" target="_blank">rneerkat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snapfox.tumblr.com/post/38451424276/rneerkat-rneerkat-what-happens-to-nitrogen" target="_blank">snapfox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rneerkat.tumblr.com/post/38451176510/rneerkat-what-happens-to-nitrogen-when-the-sun" target="_blank">rneerkat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rneerkat.tumblr.com/post/38451169503/what-happens-to-nitrogen-when-the-sun-rises" target="_blank">rneerkat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises</p> </blockquote> <p>it becomes daytrogen</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m going to bed.</p> </blockquote> <p>good nitrogen</p> </blockquote> <p>sleep tightrogen</p> </blockquote> <p>don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen</p> </blockquote>http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41845355356http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41845355356Tue, 29 Jan 2013 23:52:23 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/41837605720" target="_blank">howdoiputthisgently</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WITHOUT ADDERALL:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/935d47c485ba0539f1b422c12e811932/tumblr_inline_mhf4qo53rP1rnvwt1.gif"/></p> <p>WITH ADDERALL:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b3b5a0a9b0841dfd98ba77e846c43959/tumblr_inline_mhf4xcP4s11rnvwt1.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41842370962http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41842370962Tue, 29 Jan 2013 23:10:45 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a5d291ed1f5e66042b737dbf1176595/tumblr_mh9lzogSfI1s3xllro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jbbiggreen.tumblr.com/post/41583040752/coup-detat" target="_blank">jbbiggreen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Coup d’etat </em></p> </blockquote>http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41806596370http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41806596370Tue, 29 Jan 2013 16:01:28 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meggitthemaggot.tumblr.com/post/28285306083/piledriverswaltz-why-does-the-government-make" target="_blank">meggitthemaggot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://piledriverswaltz.tumblr.com/post/28256505023/why-does-the-government-make-it-illegal-to-be" target="_blank">piledriverswaltz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes</p> <p>are you telling me i have to <em>pay</em> to not break a law</p> </blockquote> <p>probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.</p> </blockquote>http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41804228930http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41804228930Tue, 29 Jan 2013 15:30:20 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f340a3aeb6df2147f6c7d6e0b583101d/tumblr_mh1fdnv52d1rhp1h5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crocrochet.tumblr.com/post/41539338324/crochet-crown-japanese-crochet-with-chart" target="_blank">crocrochet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Crochet Crown, Japanese crochet with <a href="http://chisako3.exblog.jp/9960893/" target="_blank">chart</a></p> </blockquote>http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41765314906http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41765314906Tue, 29 Jan 2013 00:10:59 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/65b196dfe6d960ad68ccf7e2d9aa2f73/tumblr_mh5mlz8rYx1r0xeuzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://velociraptorsaresexy.tumblr.com/post/41396091659/jean-valjeans" target="_blank">velociraptorsaresexy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>jean valjeans</p> </blockquote>http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41763429376http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41763429376Mon, 28 Jan 2013 23:43:16 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://craftyallo.tumblr.com/post/41401220802/amoreprofoundtardis-a-supernatural-episode" target="_blank">craftyallo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amoreprofoundtardis.tumblr.com/post/41271762437/a-supernatural-episode-where-castiel-gets" target="_blank">amoreprofoundtardis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A Supernatural Episode where Castiel gets body-swapped with a random teenage girl. And so we have a teenage girl acting like Castiel, and Misha Collins acting like a teenage girl.</p> </blockquote> <p>Dear god yes</p> </blockquote>http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41459379598http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41459379598Fri, 25 Jan 2013 15:14:16 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfwwpmVGIY1qbmooao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://questionromanova.tumblr.com/post/33566692106/sillyarms-marththebland-vagiqua-rule-1" target="_blank">questionromanova</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sillyarms.tumblr.com/post/24582423924/marththebland-vagiqua-rule-1-of-tumblr" target="_blank">sillyarms</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marththebland.tumblr.com/post/24528086945/vagiqua-rule-1-of-tumblr-you-must-reblog-our" target="_blank">marththebland</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vagiqua.tumblr.com/post/20567412765/rule-1-of-tumblr-you-must-reblog-our-creator" target="_blank">vagiqua</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Rule #1 of Tumblr:</strong></p> <p>you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash</p> </blockquote> <p>david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.</p> </blockquote> <p>Must reblog for that comment</p> </blockquote> <p><em>That comment, my God.. </em></p> </blockquote>http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41459274352http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41459274352Fri, 25 Jan 2013 15:12:44 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lofahb.tumblr.com/post/40073573759/cnnbreaking-really-florida-are-you" target="_blank">lofahb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cnnbreaking.tumblr.com/post/40068829680/really-florida-are-you-okay" target="_blank">cnnbreaking</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>REALLY FLORIDA???</strong></em></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6eb911592cb35e07c85dfd5c09acf6df/tumblr_inline_mgcau6z4201qi3w11.png"/></p> <p><strong><em>ARE</em></strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7478cec12e2f9bd1f709303a57718926/tumblr_inline_mgcautNfD81qi3w11.png"/></p> <p><em><strong>YOU</strong></em></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2bb644a4fbe214a206d5fa6e439dd2b3/tumblr_inline_mgcavkZ3ph1qi3w11.png"/></p> <p><em><strong>OKAY???????</strong></em></p> <p><em><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e6ebd56fdc21245fd554e443e0510d6c/tumblr_inline_mgcax84orI1qi3w11.png"/></strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>home sweet home</p> </blockquote>http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41389952123http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41389952123Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:42:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyyydkQfhG1qhdexto1_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyyydkQfhG1qhdexto2_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://x-musicatmidnight-x.tumblr.com/post/41086393759/chandeluresinsicily-helasrebellion" target="_blank">x-musicatmidnight-x</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chandeluresinsicily.tumblr.com/post/41025735645/helasrebellion-brokenxrecordsx-why-didnt-i" target="_blank">chandeluresinsicily</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://helasrebellion.tumblr.com/post/40932521531/brokenxrecordsx-why-didnt-i-make-that" target="_blank">helasrebellion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brokenxrecordsx.tumblr.com/post/40538644320/why-didnt-i-make-that-connection-before-xd" target="_blank">brokenxrecordsx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Why didn’t I make that connection before? XD</p> </blockquote> <p>omgomgomgomgoomgomgomgomg</p> </blockquote> <p>oh oH OH OHHHHHHHH</p> </blockquote> <p>SHE FUCKING GLANCES DOWN!</p> </blockquote>http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41173874579http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41173874579Tue, 22 Jan 2013 00:00:24 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bf9c982f785737e7709a711d310fa6f3/tumblr_mgte06pcxl1qdqlnso1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41023443708http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/41023443708Sun, 20 Jan 2013 12:45:16 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_40779675350" src="http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/40779675350/audio_player_iframe/someone-suspicious/tumblr_m5xs2gQt2H1rsat7d?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsomeone-suspicious%2F40779675350%2Ftumblr_m5xs2gQt2H1rsat7d" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tbhforget.tumblr.com/post/40731005725/darkfuse-akorrable-srnokemeth-every" target="_blank">tbhforget</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://darkfuse.tumblr.com/post/40727748005/akorrable-srnokemeth-every-skrillex-song-at" target="_blank">darkfuse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://akorrable.tumblr.com/post/40584749623/srnokemeth-every-skrillex-song-at-once-the" target="_blank">akorrable</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://srnokemeth.tumblr.com/post/39797799150/every-skrillex-song-at-once-the-bass-dropped" target="_blank">srnokemeth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>every skrillex song at once</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyxkyibbG1qi3w11.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>the bass dropped at the same time help</p> </blockquote> <p>satan’s song</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>holy mother fuck</p> </blockquote> <p><img height="301" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbnlzxyccv1qgwqw9o1_500.gif" width="500"/></p> <p>Reminds me of the beginning of this gif…</p>http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/40779675350http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/40779675350Thu, 17 Jan 2013 15:01:54 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lybcgawbIK1qb8vbeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://manafromheaven.tumblr.com/post/36084446528/thatfunnyblog-yo-one-time-we-filled-a-pinata" target="_blank">manafromheaven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME</p> </blockquote>http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/40723196039http://someone-suspicious.tumblr.com/post/40723196039Wed, 16 Jan 2013 19:59:10 -0500