first day of school
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Walk up in the club like that’s my horse
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Day 275, I am not yet Nicolas Cage.
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florida man: the worst superhero
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if it’s called an otp why do i have 28 of them
∞tp
infini-tp
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what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
(via gendertier)
WITHOUT ADDERALL:
WITH ADDERALL:
Coup d’etat
(Source: iamreachingandifall)
why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes
are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law
probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.
(Source: bro-tatoes, via psychonaut-love)
Crochet Crown, Japanese crochet with chart
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jean valjeans
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A Supernatural Episode where Castiel gets body-swapped with a random teenage girl. And so we have a teenage girl acting like Castiel, and Misha Collins acting like a teenage girl.
Dear god yes
Rule #1 of Tumblr:
you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash
david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.
Must reblog for that comment
That comment, my God..
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