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daisystreams:

first day of school
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first day of school

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n0bin00dle:

Walk up in the club like that’s my horse

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aminicolascageyet:

Day 275, I am not yet Nicolas Cage.

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florida man: the worst superhero
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florida man: the worst superhero

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smauglings:

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odumb:

if it’s called an otp why do i have 28 of them

∞tp

infini-tp

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rneerkat:

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rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

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WITHOUT ADDERALL:

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WITH ADDERALL:

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Coup d’etat 
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Coup d’etat 

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meggitthemaggot:

piledriverswaltz:

why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes

are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law

probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.

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Crochet Crown, Japanese crochet with chart
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Crochet Crown, Japanese crochet with chart

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jean valjeans

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A Supernatural Episode where Castiel gets body-swapped with a random teenage girl. And so we have a teenage girl acting like Castiel, and Misha Collins acting like a teenage girl.

Dear god yes

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vagiqua:

Rule #1 of Tumblr:
you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash

david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.

Must reblog for that comment

That comment, my God.. 
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sillyarms:

marththebland:

vagiqua:

Rule #1 of Tumblr:

you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash

david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.

Must reblog for that comment

That comment, my God.. 

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Once upon a time, I was a cactus...

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I walked to a convenience store (cactuses could walk back then) and I asked the man for a pizza. He said no, but he gave me some Star Trek and Doctor Who instead. Since then, I've grown into a boy but I still love Doctor Who and Star Trek. The End.
Other things:
Mountain Dew, Pizza, Chinese Food (and Sushi), Anime, Samurai Jack, Koalas, my friend George (he's a refrigerator), Duct Tape, playing the conch shell, EDM, and other stuff...

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